Perspective: Warmer to start a robin mecca

“This here emergency meeting is called because Little Jimmy thinks he can make our town a spring Mecca for the flocks of robins that come in freezing weather,” Chairperson Ork Dorken announced as he looked over the 11 electors that made up the Community Homeland Committee.

The other two people in town refused to participate, but took up shelter in the topless old church basement in case the Ukrain...